All Hands On Deck

Cinemascope in "pan & scan"; are you kidding? Don't the original dollar-bill aspect ratio film-elements exist?
I'd LOVE a copy of this film... just NOT in the "as-seen-through-a-keyhole"
modified to fit your square, glass screen, CRT, ancient TV set processing.

I'll probably NOT see this review in-print because I'll remind you of what
Spielberg calls t-h-a-t process: "cra-po-vi-sion".

Looks even worse on a widescreen TV; you can imagine WHAT you AREN'T seeing!

FINALLY ON DVD!
This Pat Boone service comedy is like the movie "Everything's Ducky", also with Buddy Hackett, but this time featuring a pelican instead of a duck...and it also has Boone croon a few tunes during his heyday. Now they need to get 2 more Pat Boone movies on DVD: "The Horror Of It All" and "Mardi Gras".

All Hands On Deck
I have no other comments except that the quality, definition is good. It is an old movie remember? Good bye.

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